Hitler’s Battletech Game Hits a Snag

Sometimes a con game goes awry before it even starts…

Comments (13)

runesterFebruary 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm

G!d DAMN that is funny! That’s some of the funniest sh!t I’ve ever seen. “Don’t cry, Hitler would never actually run Spelljammer!” … :D

Brilliant. Demented, blasphemous, but brilliant.

DaedalistFebruary 28th, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Definitely among my top ten videos of all time.
@runester: definitely one of the best lines.

StanFebruary 28th, 2009 at 8:05 pm

I love it.

MarkFebruary 28th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

Damn, that was good. I’d taken a swig of beer right before the Spelljammer part – I almost needed to buy a new keyboard and monitor!

“If I wanted a pointlessly idealized character I’d go play an elf”.


HussmanFebruary 28th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

John… masterfully done. Seriously, I laughed throughout. Especially about the cardboard cutout part, because that’s what I’m bringing to Fear the Con!

MalMarch 1st, 2009 at 11:11 pm

A couple thousand dollars for a 40k Starter army. :D

Walt SniderMarch 4th, 2009 at 6:17 am

Absolutely brilliant. I have to say I’m distressed, though, that even Hitler would stoop so low to… buy into 40k.

David GrayMarch 4th, 2009 at 10:03 am

“I’d sooner run an organized play Spelljammer campaign for a bunch of furries.”


TimMarch 4th, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Wow… That was amazing.

JimflexxMarch 7th, 2009 at 8:41 am

Here’s a version of this for D&D…. Hitler’s character dies.


CyrusDuaneMarch 15th, 2009 at 7:22 am


“Stop Crying. Hitler wouldn’t dare run Spelljammer.”

I need this on a shirt.

NymdokMarch 18th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

cheeto fingered CCGers was freaking HILARIOUS!

AlexKemperSeptember 14th, 2009 at 11:43 pm

Hitler would never play with mini’s made from british plastic. He’d probably get cheap Japanese knock-offs and urn them into IG or something.

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