Bonus Episode 50 – Bedtime Stories 5

* (0:50) A big thanks to Nick for the bonus episode intro music!

* (1:15) If you can’t get Happy Jacks, you probably need to update your feed.  You can find more info here.

* (1:55) A big congrats to Jake and Erick!

* (2:50) Postcard winners, you have not been forgotten.

* (4:46) Wayne and his soap babies at Fear the Con 6.

* (6:63) Pat and the nuclear football.

* (19:45) Chris’ poor choice of t-shirt.

* (27:41) Wayne as a Lamaze coach.

* (28:57) Julia and the lesbian surprise.

* (34:19) The reason Dan has never been told, “No.”

* (39:27) The lesbian, the witch, and the Wayne…drobe.  OK, that doesn’t really work.

* (41:16) The price of nice and the power of a last name.

* (44:20) Chris and the fire tower.

* (1:00:43) Lifeguard Mandy.

* (1:09:36) The reason Dan has never been told, “No.”  Part 2.

* (1:14:23) Chris and the finger.

* (1:18:59) Julia gets creeped out.

* (1:21:17) Wayne gets creepier.

Hosts: Chris, Dan, Julia, Pat, Wayne

Comments (8)

KyleMay 24th, 2013 at 9:52 am

Hey great episode guys had to hold in my laghter at work. Totally worth the time to listen.

Stephen MillerMay 24th, 2013 at 11:34 am

For the record, I have never heard of the word “fingering” being used to describe giving someone the finger. Never in all the places I have lived all over the country, and I have lived a lot of places.

Apos'tropheMay 24th, 2013 at 1:44 pm

“Nuclear Football”….

In my circle, we use the term “Shovel Buddy”

A shovel buddy, is something that every man should have. It’s two friends, with a mutual-pact, that should something happen to you, and you die, your shovel buddy knows EXACTLY where your stash is, and immediately goes to get it, and keep it safe to pass along to the person of your choosing.

BabsMay 25th, 2013 at 2:09 am

Was having a rough day, and I come home to FTB Bedtime Stories. Eff yeah and thank you, host-people.

Apos'tropheJune 10th, 2013 at 3:05 pm

Chris…. with regard to the T-shirt incident…

Why didn’t you just turn it inside out?

JasonJuly 10th, 2013 at 6:59 pm

I couldn’t stop laughing. Comic gold.

KennJanuary 10th, 2014 at 6:13 pm

So who lives near a train? I’m listening to Chris’ fingering story and I hear a train in the background.

ThunderbellyAugust 2nd, 2014 at 12:40 pm

So… Bonus Episodes are all that much better when stoned.

I must now re-re-re-re-re-re-listen to them all while bombed!

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