The, "Nothing bad ever comes from farming," comment put a funny thought in my head.
Yesterday, I got a look at Pathfinder's playtest version of their race builder for their next book, which lets you make all sorts of playable races of your own devising, including rules for creating plant characters.
So now, I have this vision of some crazy gnome farmer doing all kinds of crazy stuff to make the world's bestest turnips (everyone knows orphan blood is the ideal fertilizer), and ends up making an army of psycho anthropomorphic turnip ninja assassins.
There are a lot of things I'm not saying. Those things I'm not saying? I'm not saying them.