1. Was it released as an arcade game? No
2. Was it developed in Europe? Yes
3. Was it released after 1990? Yes
4. Was it exclusively available on the PC? Originally, yes, but later no
5. Is it based on an existing license? (i.e. Star Wars or Star Trek or Starbucks or Starship Troopers or Stargate) No
"...with frikin' lasers!"