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forbidden episode 3

Postby Dan » Wed May 21, 2014 9:21 pm


1. This show has not been edited for quality. The ums, uhs, stutters, and pauses are all in there.

2. This show has not been edited for content. It has all kinds of offensive material, which is why I scrapped the entire show and never ran it. No amount of editing was going to salvage it back up to our rating standards.

3. The only edit I made to the entire audio file was bleeping out some conversation about Pat's job. I realize that may seem silly, but he works in a rather sensitive field.

Now that you've been warned and taken all potential offense upon your own conscience, here's the download link... ... n_0003.mp3
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Re: forbidden episode 3

Postby Darth Xentus » Wed May 21, 2014 10:50 pm

Best bonus-type episode. Ever. Period. End of discussion. I'll vomit slap all who disagree.
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Re: forbidden episode 3

Postby IronJelly » Thu May 22, 2014 10:59 am

When i was in about 3rd grade, the teacher one day put up a photo of Dolly Parton's ample cleavage on the overhead projector. He explained improper-fractions to us by calling them Dolly-Parton Fractions because he found her improper.

It stuck, and his classes always seem to recall improper fractions that way. You could always tell in the next grades who was in his class the year before because they'd call them Dolly-Parton-Fractions. This episode reminded me.
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Re: forbidden episode 3

Postby N00b13 » Thu May 22, 2014 2:15 pm

Oh that's foul. What kinda human being would ever post that.the joke is I've never listened.
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Re: forbidden episode 3

Postby Ikoma » Thu May 22, 2014 3:24 pm

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Re: forbidden episode 3

Postby clintmemo » Thu May 22, 2014 4:05 pm


And so wrong.

There are also several forum title candidates in there, starting with "goat hugger"
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Re: forbidden episode 3

Postby SandPunk » Thu May 22, 2014 4:38 pm

Oh my gods! I need this, and "Escape From a White Man's Planet" on a CD to sell at carnivals.
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Re: forbidden episode 3

Postby K-Mech » Thu May 22, 2014 8:07 pm

Truly the best (bonus) episode ever released.

I think my co-workers may think I'm going further over the edge with the laughter coming from my desk listening to this... (Usually they just see me lip-synching along to the music with my headphones on)

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Re: forbidden episode 3

Postby Psyicman » Thu May 22, 2014 9:49 pm

Two of the best quotes from Julie:

"You have no idea how much dick I get."

"You just grossed out my vagina."

Now all we need to hear is something funny with the behind and we will complete the trifecta.
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Re: forbidden episode 3

Postby Psalm » Fri May 23, 2014 6:24 am


Now it is apparent why you brought Pat onto the show in the first place.

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