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by Flaming Penguins
Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Random Forum Thoughts.
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Re: Random Forum Thoughts.

"If you're going to shoot a stranger in the face, at least use a real gun so they don't beat the shit out of you for it."

-Me, in a very interesting dream
by Flaming Penguins
Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Things Go Here
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Views: 2114420

Re: Happy Things Go Here

And my happy thing: My fiancee works at a storage place, and the people that own it told her today that they need someone to run another one of their storage things in another city. So she and I are moving, we both get jobs co-running the place, we live on-site for FREE, utilities included and ever...
by Flaming Penguins
Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:42 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Things Go Here
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Re: Happy Things Go Here

Just in case anyone missed what happened, a new donor pledged $400 to Narratavius . We're worried, though, because if he pulls out for whatever reason (accidentally pledged more than he wanted, whatever...) then Mindtakerr is still down $30 from his goal. However, if Mindtakerr gets just $30 more i...
by Flaming Penguins
Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:41 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Things Go Here
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Views: 2114420

Re: Happy Things Go Here

I just cut a hole in a vessel head way too big. Welders are gonna be pissed.

Why this is a happy thing: After lunch, I plan to quip "I need this like i need a hole in the head." The thought of saying this made me laugh out loud.
by Flaming Penguins
Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:14 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Random Forum Thoughts.
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Re: Random Forum Thoughts.

y = abs(time - 12) *0.5

The absolute value function always returns a positive number of zero or greater.
--
TAZ


You sir, are a god amongst men. Using abs() hadn't even crossed my mind.
by Flaming Penguins
Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Random Forum Thoughts.
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Re: Random Forum Thoughts.

I have a question that only hands can satisfy. How would I go about finding an equation for a silly set of numbers like this: (split it into three lines for readability, notice how y is lowest at x=12) X 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Y 0.6 0.55 0.5 0.45 0.4 0.35 0.3 0.25 0.2 X 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 Y 0.15 0.1 ...
by Flaming Penguins
Wed May 25, 2011 6:51 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Grumbly Things Go Here
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Re: Grumbly Things Go Here

Finished The White Plague, by Frank Herbert. It was a great book. The ending - especially the ending of the main main character - was just... what the hell, Herbert? What the hell. There were so many chances to make it awesome!! >.<" Also, 6- If you feel a sneeze coming on, look at a bright lig...
by Flaming Penguins
Wed May 11, 2011 10:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Grumbly Things Go Here
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Re: Grumbly Things Go Here

Got my arm caught between a rock and a hard place. Wherein the rock is heavy pipe and the hard place is a pipe rack. Nothing's broken, though, just swollen and such. I post this in Grumbly, but I've not really grumbled about it. In fact, it's some of the best joke fodder I've had in a while. =P
by Flaming Penguins
Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Things Go Here
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Views: 2114420

Re: Happy Things Go Here

ZeikeCopperEyes wrote:Guess who has a date Friday night! 8-)

Christopher Walken?

Edit- Also, happy thing. Work went great. =D
by Flaming Penguins
Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Happy Things Go Here
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Views: 2114420

Re: Happy Things Go Here

GothiUllr wrote: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

WOORAY!! But won't they have a problem with the fact that your a fire hazard?

Well, I can be used to ignite their welding torches. ^^

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