Being as I’m 32, I have salvaged the dignity of our generation: It would appear pretty much impossible to break the yolk inside an egg just by shaking it (and boy did I try). The best I did was break the inner lining along the inside edge of the shell that often has air pockets or whatever. This caused the contents of the egg to have slightly more room to shake.

Quest result: 10xp and a plate of breakfast burritos.

We need someone to put an egg in a mini paint shaker.

Tirsden, I shall also offer you the quest rewards of either cloth, leather, or mail gloves made from egg hide (choose one) along with 1 silver and 33 copper.

I think the explosive device that you refered to in the podcast was a M-80.

Fear the Boot…now WANTED in 18 states…

Some of your stories cracked me up.

I wouldn’t consider myself a pyromaniac, but my best friend and I were fond of dropping smoke bombs (the little spherical, mutli-colored sort that were purchased legally) down gopher holes.

One of our smoke-bomb-in-the-trash-bin experiment almost turned into an apartment blaze, luckily the fire didn’t spread.

I wonder if there is a significant statistical link between nerds, RPG gaming and pyromania?

Chad, five hot chicks living next door to you and you never tried to hit on them!? Dude!?

How to scramble eggs in their shells.
Step 1 put egg in a long sock or nylon.
Step 2 grab ends of the sock.
Step 3 spin sock.
Step 4 boil.