You, sir are incredibly egg-headed. That is the most egg shaped head I've ever seen, and suspect you were layed yesterday and may hatch tomorrow. Maybe that's the origin of a Cockatrice?

Also, you're awesome and good on you for what you've done.

It's-for-a-good-cause-it's-for-a-good-cause-it's-for-a-good-cause-it's-for-a-good-cause.....

Not bald, but I did hold up my end as well!

You look so... generic. Handsome, but unremarkable.

I'd tap that, and I'm a straight male.

In all seriousness, it's a good look for you, and the short hair really draws more attention to your face, which is apparently quite devilishly good-looking.

I'm more disturbed by how mundane Dan became than how bizzare Chad looks.

I think Dan looks better with short hair. . . .

Dude, Dan, you look awesome with short hair. I suspect Karla may not let you grow it back...

Compared with some of us, that is still long hair...

I had seen Chad's balderiffic baldness. It's very bald.

Dan, that actually looks pretty good on you. You growing it back out?