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I would just like to mention that I remember TMNT when they were an underground comic, and when they sold out and became a kiddie show, my friends and I were aghast. For years, whenever the show came on, we would turn to the TV and bellow, "SELL-OUT!" traumatizing any toddlers in the room.


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A while ago I made a graph that charted the profitability (gross profit less the budget) of Michael Bay films as measured by number of explosions in each film. Surprisingly, you do get a diminishing return on explosions somewhere after 100 per film.

I would like to point out that if you sum up the total number of explosions in his films, he averages more than one explosion per minute across his filmography.

Out of curiosity, do you know if this explosion statistic treats escalating explosions (what I call it when an explosion then blows up more, apparently blowing up multiple times) as multiple explosions, counting the 'booms' essentially, or just one prolonged explosion?

I did not do the primary research (i.e., counting of explosions) so I don't have data on that. The only metric I had listed number of explosions; it did not contain a definition of what constituted an explosion. My source was an infographic charting the number of explosions per movie in Michael Bay films.

Aw, that's a shame. For some reason I am ridiculously curious about this.

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I would just like to mention that I remember TMNT when they were an underground comic, and when they sold out and became a kiddie show, my friends and I were aghast. For years, whenever the show came on, we would turn to the TV and bellow, "SELL-OUT!" traumatizing any toddlers in the room.


:agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree:

The CGI movie was the closest anyone has ever come to the tone of the original comic.

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The assumption is that no one here is intelligent?

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Leoff wrote:
I would just like to mention that I remember TMNT when they were an underground comic, and when they sold out and became a kiddie show, my friends and I were aghast. For years, whenever the show came on, we would turn to the TV and bellow, "SELL-OUT!" traumatizing any toddlers in the room.


:agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree:

The CGI movie was the closest anyone has ever come to the tone of the original comic.

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Creating a commodity that sells out is what good business strives for. I've never understood this hipster perspective that if a band/show/comic becomes known popularly, it diminishes their quality. I liked a rock band called The Uninvited back when they were just some group in LA with a couple albums that had smiley faces on the album covers. When they got a national recording contract and released an album through that, the music was still just as good.

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ad1066 wrote:
Leoff wrote:
I would just like to mention that I remember TMNT when they were an underground comic, and when they sold out and became a kiddie show, my friends and I were aghast. For years, whenever the show came on, we would turn to the TV and bellow, "SELL-OUT!" traumatizing any toddlers in the room.


:agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree: :agree:

The CGI movie was the closest anyone has ever come to the tone of the original comic.

-- Ben


Creating a commodity that sells out is what good business strives for. I've never understood this hipster perspective that if a band/show/comic becomes known popularly, it diminishes their quality. I liked a rock band called The Uninvited back when they were just some group in LA with a couple albums that had smiley faces on the album covers. When they got a national recording contract and released an album through that, the music was still just as good.

My favorite take on this was, I believe, Gene Simmons, when accused of having sold out. He said something to the tune of "Of course we sold out. Not an empty seat in the house. We sold out the last four shows too. Isn't that the point of going on tour?"

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Perhaps I am not a hipster. I have no problem with bands/comics/entertainers becoming popular and successful. I rejoice when the little-known, talented independent becomes well-known , if they do so by perseverance and commitment and belief in the worth of what they are. What brings out the yells of "sell-out" is when they change and water down what they were merely to meet market appetite, lowering their standards to meet petty expectations.

Okay, laying off the innuendo and pubescent humour of the original and becoming clean, cute, and wholesome isn't the worst way to sell out, and the turtles were never as gritty as the Adolescent Radioactive Black-belt Hamsters and definitely a better choice to make into a kiddie show. But at the time we were just beginning to take pride in having a world of comics that wasn't dominated by the Big Few to the exclusion of independent thought. The Turtles were fun and they stopped being fun. That's what I meant.


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Post Michael Bay "sodomizing" TMNT
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My favorite take on this was, I believe, Gene Simmons, when accused of having sold out. He said something to the tune of "Of course we sold out. Not an empty seat in the house. We sold out the last four shows too. Isn't that the point of going on tour?"


While its not often that I wholeheartedly agree with Azh, this post is proof that it happens.

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What people are referring to when they say "selling out" is not, if they have any intelligence, "being successful." It's having no artistic integrity. It's selling your tacit approval because you care more about the pay check than about what things you're supposedly approving. It's using the Lorax to advertise SUV's. It's using a punk rock song at the RNC.

People misuse the phrase, but that's no reason to get all reactionary about it.


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