Granted. However these same FTL ships have no way of slowing down and eventually run into something.

I wish for x-ray specs that really work.

Granted. You're now giving everyone you look at cancer. Also, they don't let you see through anything.

I wish people had alignments in real life.

Granted. Roughly 90% of all human on earth were in a poll considered to be "neutral". The rest polled were the extreme good or evil alignment. Oh and that one mad scientist got put under chaotic evil.

I wish anime would stop using high school settings or extreme fan service to market shows.

Granted! All anime are now marketed as deep, interesting adult dramas. In reality, the adult bits are from the epilogue, the depth was made up by the narrator, and there's only one show set outside of a high school locker room any more ... and it's set at a hot springs.

I wish free MMOs were actually as awesome as advertised.

Granted. You are now stupid enough to have your mind blown by even the lamest browser-based MMO.

I wish you could get an assorted pack of Air Heads that didn't include the blue raspberry flavor.

Granted! The packs now consist entirely of various shades (I refuse to call them 'flavors') of purple (I refuse to call that grape). Only. Forever.

I wish I could get an assorted pack of Warheads that didn't include Cherry.

Granted! You get all Goatunit's blue raspberry.

I sometimes wish I could see into the infrared.

Granted. But due to body heat, you are effectively blind.

I wish I wasn't so gassy right now.

Granted. Of course, after the epic flatulence that just cleared the pipes, you've been overcome by the fumes, and will soon have an entry in "Most Embarrassing Deaths".

I wish our apartment building wasn't getting inspected by the village next week.

Granted your apartment building will be inspected by the village people next week

I wish I could go to Fear the Con 5