Great, now I want a butterscotch krimpet, and I won't be back East for another four days.

Granola Bar of Radiance

A Continual Light spell has been placed on this healthy snack, to light your way in Dark Places. Just be aware that the dark places may include your lower intestines. Outlawed in Zha Hadiun, after a merchant was caught selling 'enchanted' camel dung as magic seed fertilizer.

Skarmer's Magical Dampening Ring
Immediately upon being activated, Skarmer's Magical Dampening Ring permanently shuts down any magical device within eleven cubits of the wearer. It is activated by being put on, picked up, or touched in any way.
It costs 3gp.
Skarmer has made quite a fortune out of these things, and the Better Business and Magicians' Ethics Committee would like to talk to him about it.

Thudbjorn's Sword of Invulnerability: When drawn, it makes you and anything you bear light and insubstantial. This means you can't take damage. This also means you (and the sword) have no mass to give your blows any force, and no weight to cause enough friction to run away... but until you sheath the sword, you're invulnerable! Oh, except to winds etc.
Costs 3 g

Hipster's Amulet of Fame:

The first time you meet anyone after putting this amulet on, you get +6 Charisma with that person. However, once you meet anyone that that person knows, the bonus transfers to the new person, and you have a -2 Charisma penalty with the person who knew you before that, who is now jaded to you, and will remain so for the rest of your and their lives. People who knew you before you put on the amulet are never affected by the HAoF, in either direction.

Invisible Sword

It's a sword. That you can't see. don't drop it.

Seeds of Discord

These are actually tiny spore-like creatures which, when strewn about in a crowd or gathering, will do their best to spread discontent and disagreement among those present.
Unfortunately, the seeds themselves don't get along, won't co-ordinate their attempts, and sullenly lodge in any convenient corner, refusing to interact with any other seeds or co-operate at all.

Rapier of Flynning
A flexible, shiny rapier with an ornamented hand guard. The wielder of this will find that any attacks made with it will swing wide enough that the target could simply hold still and let the sword pass harmlessly overhead or to the side. However, the targeted person will have to make a DC 18 Will save to not move their own weapon to parry.

Just in, from Turpin Stables and Riding Academy! Now you too can have a steed of your own, whenever you need it, whether you live in the tiniest tower or the meanest hovel. This charmingly crafted pewter pegasus is made of animated metal, and thus is not subject to any Befriend Animal spells. While at rest, it is a delicate piece of jewelry, suitable as a pendant or on a charm bracelet. When you wish to ride it, remove it from your person and place it on the ground. Hey presto! it magically expands to a full-sized pegasus, capable of carrying you wherever you wish. Its programming is for standard neck reining, and it cannot be influenced in any other way.
To return your magical steed to its miniaturized form, simply take up the reins, and it will instantly revert to a dainty pendant.

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Coin of Permanent Riches:

This golden coin of the realm will always stay with you. It cannot be stolen, lost, taken, given, or spent; in any case, it will instantly return to your pocket! You will never be without cold hard cash.

It costs two gp.