So, his next care package is going to include Fool Moon (I think he'd actually really enjoy the Dresden Files books) and probably Coraline. I loved Coraline.

Are you sending The Golden Compass? You mentioned it possibly working earlier in the thread.

Maybe at a later date; depends on how many books he'll actually read. Like, this time around, he headed out on a 10 day convoy and failed to bring his books. And he left his iPad behind so it wouldn't get accidentally broken or anything. So he has no way to read.

If he keeps doing things like this, I won't bother sending too many books. He just won't read 'em.

I keep misreading this thread title as "Need advice for boobs".

I am obviously a very concerned voter and investing a great deal of interest in the current elections.

Well, we can discuss that, too, I suppose.

My advice? Let your husband wash them. You'll never have cleaner boobs than when you let him wash them.

J, do you have any idea what substances saliva contains? Cleanliness doesn't even enter into it.

Okay, honestly, I got the best laugh of today out of that statement. Thank you, Knaight, you Win today.