I think that also comes in Ale form.

Quite!

Wand of Trasmute Stone to Rock.

Potion of Detect Flame: Allows users to detect the presence of fire. Range: Touch.

Earring of Nagging Memories - 2,000gp
This earring whispers into its wearer's ear, reminding them of tasks and goals remaining undone. It draws its reminders from the wearer's memory and tracks these goals and tasks, sorting them by age, and regularly repeats the five oldest unfulfilled jobs, goals, dreams, and chores the wearer can remember. (Remember that one time you didn't clean your room when you were twelve? Or the girl you meant to ask out?)

Staff of the bard.
This staff sings out your every action and thought for everyone to hear in 10 foot radius. Works even if not equipped.

Atheistic Holy Symbol

well played.

Cool thread. Just wondering why this isn't in the Roleplaying Games forum.

Magical Music Box
Constantly plays theme music appropriate to whatever circumstance the character finds himself in. Soft music for relaxing, dramatic music for battles, love songs for wooing the ladies, etc.


Vest of Fitting
Extremely fine quality vest (noble quality), that automatically adjusts to fit the wearer. Sadly the tailor who made the vest was drunk on the day it was created, so it adjusts one size smaller than the actual size of the person.

Magical Child-Proof Potion Bottles
Only children would be able to break the enchantment

How much for this item, I need it