I used to post on the old forums by, IIRC, the same name I'm using now. I also post on RPG.net using the same screen name as well, and I write for Bureau42.com with... well, the screen name is in my sig.

Hello!

Always good to have another!

Welcome!

Do feed the bears!

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Welcome back to the nuthouse. Here's your coat. It allows you to hug yourself.

(characters updated 12/31/08)

Welcome to the FTB Diner. Looks like you've logged some miles and could use a little break.
Before I seat you let me finish cleaning up the trail of bread crumbs Gretel's brother left.
Here's what on the menu:
The duck is a little dry but not bad with a spot of tea. The bear is a little tuff but it still draws a crowd. The cook is a bit devilish but he cooks a mean roadkill - fresh raccoon on the menu this hour (we don't serve no possuum). He burnt the last of the penguin. The Squid is young and tender. If you like Lamb balls and mountain oysters then you're gonna love the goat unit.
We stock vegemite for some of our regular customers so don't be afraid to ask for something strange.
Whatever you do, don't speak to be dog at the end of the bar. He's hustling free drinks.
If you're needing medical attention I suggest you stop the next town. We got one Doc but he's a twisted quack. We got a wagon to get you there if necessary.
If it's entertainment you're looking for, look no further. We got a tiger lady performs here every night. But if you're looking to do more than stare you'll have to speak with her pimp.
BTW...we got us a ghost. Some say he looks a lot like Lincoln. Word is he was a bad ass in his day. We're all trying to help him see the light.
If you see an old guy with a really tight embouchure looking for penis just ignore him. He's a shameless hussey.
If you see the captain make sure you compliment him on his sporty balls.
There's a couple hippy free-loaders that ride through town once in a while. They swing their long hair about like a bad Breck girl commercial and threaten people with "The Coz" but pay them no mind. They're really just a couple geeks.
Oh! wait a just second, I be right back. I gotta go deal with this crazy cat and his grungy friend. Glad you stopped in.

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