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 Bozeman's Best Police Reports 
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I've been posting these in the "Random" thread and enough people seemed to enjoy these that I'll make them their own thread. Enjoy.

These ones were already posted:

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A "strange" male in a "luxury car" wearing a mask scared another person when he rolled down his window and "looked evil" in a Nikles Drive parking lot around 9 p.m.


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A woman became unruly when a business manager refused to allow her to return some items that she and her friend had bought there. She was asked to leave.


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On a 911 hang-up, a man could be heard talking about a parking ticket and that he is not a drug dealer. He sticks to beer and whisky.


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A woman reported that someone listed her house on Craigslist and she has had people coming to her door interested in the residence.


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Officers responded to a fight in progress on Main Street. Officers found everyone involved were illegal aliens. Officers informed Immigration and Customs Enforcement.


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A fire alarm was activated by burnt pizza around 11:30 a.m.


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A man appeared to be intoxicated on an unknown substance and rode around on a broomstick, slapping himself while in his underwear yelling, "Leave my Germans alone!"

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Here are some more recent ones.

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A man reported that his two Harley Davidson motorcycles were stolen and he knows who took them. The man called back and said the person he thought had stolen them had actually taken the bikes to change their oil, paint them and clean them up for him. He was very apologetic.


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Four men were asked to find a location other than the parking garage to play laser tag.


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A woman who reportedly has a reputation for pulling guns on people was in a business swearing at an employee.

This one doesn't surprise me as most road signs, picnic tables, and public restrooms outside of city limits are full of bullet holes from shotguns. I'm pretty sure people go shotgun jousting with our road signs.

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A man called a local store wanting to buy a cage for his 12-year-old child.


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A man who was drinking was riding down the middle of Cottonwood Road on a horse with an 18-pack of beer in his saddlebag.


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A man wearing a red coat and a “Christmas hat” was riding a bicycle on North Eighth Avenue and flipping people off around 1 p.m.

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Oh Bozeman. Never change.

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:lol:

I wish I lived in a town where this kind of stuff qualified as news.

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clintmemo wrote:
:lol:

I wish I lived in a town where this kind of stuff qualified as news.

One year we had a huge explosion that killed about two people and destroyed a good bit of downtown. You could see the smoke column from the college campus and everyone just seemed thrilled that Bozeman was on the national news. They couldn't believe that something noteworthy actually happened.

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Four men were asked to find a location other than the parking garage to play laser tag.


Do they expect them to play laser tag in the snow?

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A man called a local store wanting to buy a cage for his 12-year-old child.


Whose to say that the son didn't need the cage for something? Maybe he has a rabbit.

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Lunar wrote:
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A man who was drinking was riding down the middle of Cottonwood Road on a horse with an 18-pack of beer in his saddlebag.

:eh: Saddlebags must be bigger than I previously imagined


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Red Umbrella wrote:
Lunar wrote:
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A man who was drinking was riding down the middle of Cottonwood Road on a horse with an 18-pack of beer in his saddlebag.

:eh: Saddlebags must be bigger than I previously imagined

They come in all sizes.

Just look at what Pinkie Pie pulls out of her saddlebags in some episodes.

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A woman said her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend jumped her outside an East Main Street bar around 2 a.m.

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Red Umbrella wrote:
Lunar wrote:
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A man who was drinking was riding down the middle of Cottonwood Road on a horse with an 18-pack of beer in his saddlebag.

:eh: Saddlebags must be bigger than I previously imagined


The ones on my bike can hold a LOT of beer. :thumbup:


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