This might work. Ask us anything! I guarantee an answer, though it may not be the answer you were hoping for...

What's the pitch for your show? Why should I listen to it over the myriad other entertainment options available to me? What is your unique selling point?

Why don't you talk about gay sex in excruciating detail, like the show used to do?

No show exists in a vacuum. If we talked about gay sex, guns and being squirted on by a Brazilian hooker thinking it was piss to death then what would that leave the new hosts to talk about ? Progress gentlemen it is the wave of the future. Version 1.0 has been surpassed by 1.5 and 2.0 version patches of Kicked In The DiceBags. I am the only remaining fiend that exists from both eras.

we have 200% more bears than other podcasts.

And two, count 'em, two podcasts featuring Canadians. Although one of them is from Ontario, which is really just an American with a maple leaf coating, but we won't split hairs.

Much like Fear the Boot, we're just a bunch of regular joe's willing to share a thing or two about a thing or two, with particular emphasis on gaming and geek culture. The difference is that we provide an irreverent, uncensored point of view, the "man on the street" point of view. There isn't a topic we aren't willing to tackle, however lascivious, political, or offensive.

What Chris said, plus I don't have a great deal of personal experience to draw from... or really, any at all. I don't even know what Astro Glide smells like, though I hear it has a robust bouquet.

I've always wondered if getting it in the ass felt anything like taking a really big, really stiff shit. Any gay, or recently out of prison, listeners/forumites want to enlighten me?

To the person that PMed me, thank you. I now know something I didn't before.