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So many dumb ways to die
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Harbinger of the Coz  Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:54 am Posts: 6491 Location: Oklahoma City 
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 So many dumb ways to dieWatch and enjoy!
Now add your own! Cast fireball in a 10x10 room Get seen by the Eye of Doom Walk into a gelatious wall Hit spikes after a sixty foot fall Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die -- TAZ _________________ Adding web toys to Tangent Zero; an Evil Robot Generator, a Random Language babblizer, a life path generator, and some spreadsheets for MZ roadstrikers. |
| Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:41 am |
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 Oboe's Crop Duster Co-Pilot  Joined: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:45 pm Posts: 4762 Location: Colfax, Louisiana
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Re: So many dumb ways to die Challenge a cat as Level 1 Mage
Let a mutant out of its cage Steal a kiss from an ugly hag Drop your Portable Hole into your Magic Bag Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die _________________ Google+ profile Marshall's GeekBlog Your Vorpal Sword uses Behead!... It's super effective! |
| Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:22 pm |
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Oboe's Crop Duster Co-Pilot Joined: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:45 pm Posts: 4762 Location: Colfax, Louisiana
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Re: So many dumb ways to die Tell an orc his mom is fat
Confuse a facehugger as a hat Bring a knife to a gun fight Summon an Old One at midnight Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die _________________ Google+ profile Marshall's GeekBlog Your Vorpal Sword uses Behead!... It's super effective! |
| Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:25 pm |
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Harbinger of the Coz Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 8:54 am Posts: 6491 Location: Oklahoma City
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Re: So many dumb ways to die Try to smell a dragon's breath
Fail your save versus death Arm wrestle with a mind flayer Insult that assassin player Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die (Part of the fun is imagining the little animations that go with each line.) _________________ Adding web toys to Tangent Zero; an Evil Robot Generator, a Random Language babblizer, a life path generator, and some spreadsheets for MZ roadstrikers. |
| Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:40 pm |
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The Baron's Body Double  Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:59 pm Posts: 3125
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Re: So many dumb ways to die Ask a sphynx why she's so smart.
Try to light a dragon's fart. Sniff a snort of yellow mold. Wear just chain mail in the cold. Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die |
| Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:44 pm |
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Oboe's Crop Duster Co-Pilot Joined: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:45 pm Posts: 4762 Location: Colfax, Louisiana
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Re: So many dumb ways to die zircher wrote: (Part of the fun is imagining the little animations that go with each line.) Indeed. Clap Clap Use your head as a battering ram Eat a biscuit with Black Pudding jam Stand in the airlock opening of a capital ship Roll a critical fumble with a lightsaber whip Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die _________________ Google+ profile Marshall's GeekBlog Your Vorpal Sword uses Behead!... It's super effective! |
| Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:29 pm |
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The Baron's Body Double Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:59 pm Posts: 3125
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Re: So many dumb ways to die Try to surf an avalanche
Chop your way through that thick branch Start a manticora ranch Find a lava flow to stanch Dumb ways to die... |
| Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:20 pm |
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Oboe's Crop Duster Co-Pilot Joined: Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:45 pm Posts: 4762 Location: Colfax, Louisiana
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Re: So many dumb ways to die Take a nap in a catapult
Drink Kool-aid with a doomsday cult Tell a jealous emperor his wife is fine Go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to die-ie-ie so many dumb ways to die _________________ Google+ profile Marshall's GeekBlog Your Vorpal Sword uses Behead!... It's super effective! |
| Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:47 pm |
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Monostat Fanfic Writer  Joined: Sat Sep 13, 2008 4:40 pm Posts: 1593 Location: Fresno, California
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Re: So many dumb ways to die Mock the dragon with a piece of gold
Poking the barbarian never gets old Go to a black hole just to feel the suck When in a dungeon, pick up a duck _________________ I'm like a boring, perpetually annoyed Indiana Jones - http://www.anthroslug.blogspot.com |
| Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:57 pm |
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