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 So many dumb ways to die 
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Post So many dumb ways to die
Watch and enjoy!



Now add your own!

Cast fireball in a 10x10 room
Get seen by the Eye of Doom
Walk into a gelatious wall
Hit spikes after a sixty foot fall

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die
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Post Re: So many dumb ways to die
Challenge a cat as Level 1 Mage
Let a mutant out of its cage
Steal a kiss from an ugly hag
Drop your Portable Hole into your Magic Bag

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die

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Post Re: So many dumb ways to die
Tell an orc his mom is fat
Confuse a facehugger as a hat
Bring a knife to a gun fight
Summon an Old One at midnight

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die

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Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:25 pm
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Post Re: So many dumb ways to die
Try to smell a dragon's breath
Fail your save versus death
Arm wrestle with a mind flayer
Insult that assassin player

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die

(Part of the fun is imagining the little animations that go with each line.)

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Post Re: So many dumb ways to die
Ask a sphynx why she's so smart.
Try to light a dragon's fart.
Sniff a snort of yellow mold.
Wear just chain mail in the cold.

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die


Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:44 pm
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Post Re: So many dumb ways to die
zircher wrote:
(Part of the fun is imagining the little animations that go with each line.)


Indeed. Clap Clap

Use your head as a battering ram
Eat a biscuit with Black Pudding jam
Stand in the airlock opening of a capital ship
Roll a critical fumble with a lightsaber whip

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die

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Post Re: So many dumb ways to die
Try to surf an avalanche
Chop your way through that thick branch
Start a manticora ranch
Find a lava flow to stanch

Dumb ways to die...


Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:20 pm
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Post Re: So many dumb ways to die
Take a nap in a catapult
Drink Kool-aid with a doomsday cult
Tell a jealous emperor his wife is fine
Go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line

Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie
so many dumb ways to die

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Post Re: So many dumb ways to die
Mock the dragon with a piece of gold
Poking the barbarian never gets old
Go to a black hole just to feel the suck
When in a dungeon, pick up a duck

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