I say we examine all these new boxes.

Agreed

Roll one of the dice to create a mattress wagon.


You decide to ignore the floating boxes and attend to more pressing matters, like why you don't have a noble steed! You quickly pull out one of the odd dice from you trusty bag. Dropping your spring in the process, because your other hand is holding your new cardboard shield. You toss the die and pray for a Mattress Wagon.

You roll the die.


You roll a one.


Suddenly the mattress springs up from the ground. You stare up at it in horror. Of course! The mattress... it's the perfect weapon! Its big, heavy, and its so preposterous no one would see it coming. Ingenious! You admire the magnificent death machine, before quickly falling to it's might.


You awakened with a pounding headache. The Mattress is crushing you underneath it. Your bag of oddly shaped dice flew out of you hand when you were hit, and are now out of reach. Also your cardboard helmet fell off top. Luckily you still have your bandage.

What do you do?

( That was a close vote guys. But I don't need to mention, that had the other vote won. You wouldn't be in this new predicament. Just saying... )

Wriggle out from under the mattress and reclaim your bag of dice and your spring weapon and armour.

Now that the mattress has so ably demonstrated its efficacy as a weapon, we should take it with us to use in our noble quest... for something.

Damn skippy. Obviously the mattress is a more capable weapon than that spring. Note how the spring failed to harm us, after all. It also gets bonus points because it can double as a shield!

So, order of operations:

1. Struggle out from under the mattress
2. Reclaim our dice
3. Acquire and equip mattress.
4. ???
5. Profit.

This.

I will also add "Craft a cardboard backpack."

Fixed.

Hey, if the Weirdo dies, we can play a Lumberjack!

The mattress isn't a weapon so much as it is a Bed Golem. At best, we can tame it and use it for either a mount or a super villain side-kick. As such, the spring is still our weapon of choice.