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I am the story stick
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 Re: 32 Bit WorldZylo wrote: You awaken early the next day. You feel refreshed and a lot better, but not 100% yet. Also the weird boxes are still here. In fact maybe these hallucinations are a sign that your not well at all. Good idea on the shivs! Craft cardboard backpack. Put 'female disguise' in backpack. Craft mattress-spring shivs. Examine health status: Supposedly the poor Weirdo does not feel well. What's wrong? Need food? Need water? Need more sleep? Got a cold? |
| Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:36 pm |
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I am the story stick
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Re: 32 Bit World Wihzerd wrote: You know that's not going to get us out of the army, right?  Indeed, but it'll probably help keep those guys from the bar from beating us up. |
| Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:37 pm |
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Teller of gaming stories  Joined: Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:23 am Posts: 855 Location: GTD Galatea
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Re: 32 Bit World North Wind wrote: Wihzerd wrote: You know that's not going to get us out of the army, right? Indeed, but it'll probably help keep those guys from the bar from beating us up. True, but I'd rather not run into that creepy guy while wearing it. The display the weirdo put on in the hospital was disturbing enough already. *jibblies* |
| Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:43 pm |
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Hussey Fluffer  Joined: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:44 pm Posts: 18260 Location: Sitting in Judgement from the Oval Office
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Re: 32 Bit World I continue to stand by wielding the entire mattress. The spring-shiv is entirely too normal and reasonable. Full-mattress is appropriately weird.
_________________ Chad wrote: Let me tell you some things I don't do: I don't do Women. - FtB, Ep88, 36:46 Chad wrote: Oh my god, I love the Boys! FtB, Ep144, 35:05 PS. Fuck you Cafepress |
| Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:14 pm |
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I am the story stick
Joined: Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:28 am Posts: 1398
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Re: 32 Bit World If we had some wheels, we could make a mattress-wagon...
Roll one of our dice. |
| Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:17 pm |
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Oboe's Crop Duster Co-Pilot  Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:51 pm Posts: 4625 Location: Between here and there
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Re: 32 Bit World Wihzerd wrote: No, the mattress would be a terrible weapon for the weirdo. Its size category is more appropriate for trolls and ogres. Sure, damage might be high, but the attack penalties would prevent us from hitting anything with it. We would be better off ripping some springs out of it to make shivs. > OPEN MATTRESS > GET SPRING > CRAFT SHIV Agreed. _________________ Lord Foul wrote: Have a bonus 100 Henchman points.  Lord Foul wrote: Excellent! Have another bonus 100 Henchman points. |
| Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:06 pm |
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Teller of gaming stories  Joined: Sat Dec 04, 2010 11:37 pm Posts: 639
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Re: 32 Bit World Craft a Spring Shiv.
 Yes a set of armor like this needs a weapon to accompany it! You walk over to the used mattress and pull out a loose spring.  Unfortunately you can't seem to get the piece of wire to straighten. Even if you could, you doubt you could classify it as a "shiv". It's just a bit of wire. Well it's better than nothing for now. You decide to turn your attention to the mysterious boxes that have been hanging around. You should probably do something about them. You don't want to have to go back to the hospital to get this hallucinations sorted out. You doubt Doctor Cyclopsopolis want's to see you so soon. What do you do? _________________ 
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| Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:14 am |
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I am the story stick
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Re: 32 Bit World We need a mattress-wagon! That way, we can heal up AND travel! Somewhere far from this miserable town and flying rats!
Roll one of the Weirdo's dice. |
| Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:16 am |
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Skies of Glass Historian  Joined: Sun Jul 26, 2009 4:30 am Posts: 6814 Location: Pennsylvania
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Re: 32 Bit World North Wind wrote: We need a mattress-wagon! That way, we can heal up AND travel! Somewhere far from this miserable town and flying rats! Roll one of the Weirdo's dice. +1 _________________ mumblebear wrote: You try to remember your anniversary. Roll 2d6. mumblebear wrote: Step 4: Bottle DB's tears, apply extreme markup and sell them as healing elixirs and Rogaine for beards. |
| Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:15 am |
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Teller of gaming stories  Joined: Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:18 pm Posts: 668 Location: Fredericksburg, VA
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Re: 32 Bit World Ok,
 Maybe we should try declaring what we want when we roll How many do we have anyway? _________________ I'm probably slacking off on something right now. Play Silent Memories, and pay Chad a nickel SMBC: The real reason the church opposes D&D 
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