But not much later, while these four overpoweringly fragrant simpletons were being seriously misguided, unknowingly by the very same naive Big Boy restaurateur's supposedly humanitarian, alleged imperial MBA scout imposters, who only yesterday were nearly caught drinking warm Strawberry Faygo punch while burning their imported Eastern European pygmy gray squirrels' stored macadamia nuts and cruelly tormenting rather large spruce beetles who cannot possibly climb any higher up Mount Everest unaided, Robert Louis Stevenson's huge shady California Redwood trees' pretty but rather vacant fairy protectors quickly pounced while rapidly growing enormous barbed horns, thereby throwing out the seven poisonous dwarven mushroom varieties known to early man, and chewing feverishly on their Wicked Granny'sTM Counterfeit Medicinal Marijuana Bagels: Now with extra large Poppy Seeds of DOOM.

But not much later, while these four overpoweringly fragrant simpletons were being seriously misguided, unknowingly deceived by the very same naive Big Boy restaurateur's supposedly humanitarian, alleged imperial MBA scout imposters, who only yesterday were nearly caught drinking warm Strawberry Faygo punch while burning their imported Eastern European pygmy gray squirrels' stored macadamia nuts and cruelly tormenting rather large spruce beetles who cannot possibly climb any higher up Mount Everest unaided, Robert Louis Stevenson's huge shady California Redwood trees' pretty but rather vacant fairy protectors quickly pounced while rapidly growing enormous barbed horns, thereby throwing out the seven poisonous dwarven mushroom varieties known to early man, and chewing feverishly on their Wicked Granny'sTM Counterfeit Medicinal Marijuana Bagels: Now with extra large Poppy Seeds of DOOM.

But not much later, while these four overpoweringly fragrant simpletons were being seriously misguided, unknowingly deceived by the very same naive Big Boy restaurateur's supposedly humanitarian, alleged imperial MBA scout imposters, who only yesterday were nearly caught drinking warm Strawberry Faygo punch while burning their imported Eastern European pygmy gray squirrels' stored macadamia nuts and cruelly tormenting rather large spruce beetles who cannot possibly climb any higher up Mount Everest unaided, Robert Louis Stevenson's huge shady California Redwood trees' pretty but rather vacant fairy protectors quickly pounced while rapidly growing enormous barbed horns, thereby throwing out the seven poisonous dwarven mushroom varieties known to fascinate early man, and chewing feverishly on their Wicked Granny'sTM Counterfeit Medicinal Marijuana Bagels: Now with extra large Poppy Seeds of DOOM.

But not much later, while these four overpoweringly fragrant simpletons were being seriously misguided, unknowingly deceived by the very same naive Big Boy restaurateur's supposedly humanitarian, alleged imperial MBA scout imposters, who only yesterday were nearly caught drinking warm Strawberry Faygo punch while burning their imported Eastern European pygmy gray squirrels' stored macadamia nuts and cruelly tormenting rather large spruce beetles who cannot possibly climb any higher up Mount Everest unaided, Robert Louis Stevenson's huge shady California Redwood trees' pretty but rather vacant fairy protectors quickly pounced while rapidly growing enormous barbed horns, thereby throwing out the seven poisonous dwarven mushroom varieties known to fascinate early man, and chewing feverishly on their toasted Wicked Granny'sTM Counterfeit Medicinal Marijuana Bagels: Now with extra large Poppy Seeds of DOOM.

(I am starting to work on a legal recipe for those bagels. Possibly for FtC6)

Reboot time!

Santa has a sleigh.

Santa has built a sleigh.

Santa has built a rocket sleigh.

Santa has built a nuclear rocket sleigh.

Evil Santa has built a nuclear rocket sleigh.

Evil Santa has built Rudolph a nuclear rocket sleigh.