(Freemage: I wish that my apartment building wasn't being inspected by the village next week.

Fallout Monkey: I wish I could go to FtC5)

Granted.

BOOOM!

Freemage, you are now homeless but have a big insurance settlement. And Fallout Monkey will let you move in if you'll rideshare to FtC5

My work here is done.

I wish I had good ideas like that more often.

Granted. You have good ideas all of the time now, but no one ever listens to them and you feel unappreciated.

I wish a LEGO store would open in a nearby city.

A impressive lego store opens up in the local shopping center however the designers didn't plan ahead. The store closes two months later because of poor revenue. In its place a cheap barber shop opens.

I wish a could play card games using advanced holograms.

Granted. Catch is, the holograms only work if you play CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES.

I wish I had a muffin button.

Wish granted your belly button turns into a blueberry muffin.

I wish the world went back to the barter system

Granted. Your lord is willing to trade your second born daughter for ten years protection over your land. You occasionally hear your daughter is doing well with your lord's other wives.

I wish the fate of the world was constantly decided in card games.

Granted. The world devolves into chaos because the cards are made by aliens, and with no visual/written evidence of their language, people make guesses. And those guesses are always wrong.

I wish my players would stop bringing non-important, off-the-street NPCs to join them in their quest >_<

Granted all of the players characters become anti social paranoid lunatics who only want to find a place to hide out. The gaming session quickly devolves are the players spend thirty minutes each talking to themselves and moving on to different player.

I wish I had the ability to solve any problem by a poorly conceived plot device.

Granted You are now Michael Bay.

I wish radiation gave people superpowers.

Granted. Sadly, these do not include 'immunity to the bad effects of radiation', and thus all super-powered beings end up dying of leukemia or other illnesses in a few months to a couple years.

I wish I had more ability to do all the fun things I want, without impacting my ability to generate income.