Simple rules, just post something that you've never done before starting it with "Never have I ever" (And yes, we will know if you are actually lying!)

Never have I ever at chocolate covered bacon.

Never have I ever tongue kissed a man.

So you've just kiss kissed man?

Never have I ever skydived

Never have I ever made napalm.

Never have I ever actually beaten a Final Fantasy game.

Never have I ever finished an all-thief run of FF1

Never have I ever sworn at a nun to her face.

Never have I ever given a Nun a pearl necklace.

Never have I ever bought a woman jewelry that had cost more than I could make in a day of work.

a) I didn't say that. You're making assumptions.

and

b) (insert Jerry Springer guest accent) You don't knooooooow me! You can't juuuuuuuuudge me!


But, and I say this just so we're absoultely clear about this:

Never have I ever eaten caviar.