False. At least, I assume it's false, according to the meanings I know for that phrase. I don't like greasy foods, do not change the oil in our car myself, and prefer butter to margarine. I'm not commenting on anything else.

TPBM is often impatient with the use of jargon.

Only sometimes, but I do hate when it's used to make people feel inadequate.

TPBM is an bit of an uncoordinated clod.

False, which makes me feel a little bad about how much I hated dance lessons as a kid.

TPBM appreciated the weird stuff their parents enrolled them in against their will at the time.

False. there was no weird stuff in our town. Seriously. I've been thinking about this all this time.

TPBM begged for lessons in something which they then found they detested.

Yes. I took lessons for bass guitar, hated the lessons, taught myself- he went too slow.

TPBM has listened to Neil Young in the past 24 hours.

What, that guy who walked on the moon?


TCBTW given the choice of obtaining any super power at all, would not choose super-strength, flight, heat vision, x-ray vision, or super speed.

Correct. I'll bet those don't come with the necessary Required Secondary Powers.

TPBM has a different reason.

Nope, those are the reasons. Too many people forget that superheroes all have secondary powers enabling their primary powers to work.


TCBTW will watch explosions

False. I just turn around and walk away.

TPBM has errands that they have to walk to.

I was going to say False, but I choose to walk anyway, but I just came in from walking to do an errand, and can see no reasonable way of accomplishing it on wheels. Re-seeding a lawn is really an on-foot kind of job. So, True.

TPBM has a downtown of sorts within walking distance.