False, at least through color-identifications, and it doesn't fit normal color-blind schemes either. The color perception is rather randomized. Sometimes a red will appear blue or some other such thing. No real reason for it, either. The same object in roughly the same light could appear different colors on different days. 'Tis the result of a few head injuries, not problems with the eyes.



TCBTW wonders why the smiley is spouting off on a soapbox because soapboxes are such strange objects.

False. Soapboxes aren't strange at all. The weird part to me is that he's beating his fists on it like a podium. Soapboxes aren't very big. He should be shaking his fist in the air while he shouts angrily, like a proper soapboxer.

TPBM has never actually seen a soapbox.

Nope.

TPBM wants ice cream.

False. I want pie. Blackberry pie.


TPBM has known the disappointment of biting into a chocolate chip cookie and discovering that it was made with milk chocolate chips instead of semi-sweet.

False. I do not understand this "semi-sweet" of which you speak, and besides, milk chocolate is the only true chocolate. Bask in the glory and radiance of the chocolatiness!

TPBM can eat 85%+ dark chocolate without squirming and scrunchyface.

Oh, true, true. I even get pure roast cocoa nibs, usually used in baking (good walnut substitute in brownies) and eat them straight.

TPBM has seasonal tastes in chocolate.

Not really? Does that meant that my tastes change with the seasons, or that I like holiday chocolates above others?

TPBM likes white chocolate

True, I love white Chocolate

TPBM thinks white chocolate is not real chocolate.

Having read too many ingredients list, I can say: Too often, true. White chocolate (sic) often has cocoa butter as its only chocolate-related substance, and there's cocoa butter in my hand cream but it sure ain't chocolate.

TPBM will eat the substance known as white chocolate anyway.

Hell yeah. White 'chocolate' is the tastiest kind.

TPBM is snooping on someone right now.