At the moment, false, though you are all fascinating individuals -- but this is not really a discussion as such.

TPBM is ... not alone...

True. Maniah is right to my left, throwing a brush at me.

TPBM thinks that's rather rude.

false, 'tis never rude to throw things at Azh, be they brushes, bolas, or monkey poo



TCBTW would throw monkey poo at people from trees if given the chance.

False. Poo is so messy. I would throw monkeys at Azh from the tree instead.

TPBM sees the obvious flaw in that plan.

True. You're old and creaky, and the chances of you successfully getting into the tree and claiming a monkey without falling or being thrown down and breaking (at least!) your hip are pretty slim. Smarter bet would be throwing peeled bananas at me in order to tempt the monkeys into hurling themselves at me.

TPBM needs to buy bananas now.

True for we have no bananas todaaaayyyy,

TPBM wishes the world came with thematic background music

True, especially while riding on the bus.


TCBTW has never pondered what Wolfman has.

True.

TPBM knows what the C stands for in TCBTW

Not for certain, although I theorize that it is 'creature', making the full phrase "The Creature Below The Werefrog".

TPBM is a Frogwere.

No, I'm a weird duck.

TPBM is not an animal