False though I was paid to do practically that for years.

TPBM finds their own typos vastly more annoying than those written by other people.

Oh lord, yes. In a big way. I hold myself to a much higher standard in that regard than I do other people, and I'm much more upset when I fail to live up to that standard.

TPBM has pretty relaxed standards.

True dat. I even let myself get away with horrible phrases like "true dat.".

TPBM actually cares what other people think.

Hahahanope.


TPBM has someone begging them for something right now.

Kind of. some people want details on something I can't give details on.

TPBM has a guess as to what that is.

details regarding your ongoing murder trial?

TPBM has had jury duty this year

False. I have thus far managed not to be called, ever.

TPBM does their best to avoid jury duty.

False. I got out of it a few years ago, but only by accident. It's actually an experience I would appreciate having.

TPBM has seen more court action on TV than in real life.

True, I have never been inside an actual courtroom.

TPBM agrees that daytime court shows, (like Judge Judy, Judge Brown, etc) are stupid. (If they have things they don't want brought up in public, why did they agree to be in court ON TV?!)

Im ok with em. I like being reminded that my life could be so much worse.
some one TPBM knows has been on court tv
( a girl I went to school with was on judge judy a few years back. she lost her case for being an idiot, namely, smarting off to judge judy)