True, so very, very true....

TPBM is working an odd shift today and getting jet-lagged because of it.

False. I'm neither jet-lagged nor working an odd shift.

TPBM doesn't really have shifts because their work time is pretty flexible.

True. 3 days + screwing around = 24 hr straight work.

TPBM is turning into their parents.

Not yet, I wouldn't say. I honestly don't have much in common with them. We'll see how it is as my kids get older.

TPBM is not thinking about the Transformers theme song.

False, now. Although I prefer the songs from the movie (the animated one, because I have the touch and the power)

TPBM will have to look up that reference.

False. I absolutely know what it means to have the touch.

TPBM also knows what it means to be the best around, and to know that no one's ever gonna get ya down.

True. And false. But I don't get the reference.

TPBM had a novel thought this week.

True. I actually did sit and brainstorm my novel, which is a whole lot easier than writing it.

TPBM has tried his hand at fiction.

True. I have a degree in creative writing.


TPBM is battling with allergies this year.

false, all my allergies are non seasonal

TPBM is allergic to something that is often used to save lives.