I'll need to see more evidence. In person.

Feel it out, as it were?

It actually bugged me looking at that picture that I couldn't figure out which breast was fake. The middle one would be the obvious choice, but then the other two would both be unnaturally far apart. Looking at the other two they seem far too off center, so I couldn't decide.

Then I actually read the linked article. Its all three. Her real ones are presumably wrapped.

Only in the name of science.



I believe it's a mold that is cut to fit over her real ones, like a weird/awesome sort of bra. Then makeup is applied to match her flesh tone. Apparently it takes six hours to set everything up. Her indignity in people thinking they might be in part her real breasts is hilarious.

The comments in the Gawker blog are also hilarious. My favorite: "If I had three boobs, I would wear a string bikini to cover two of them and let the third hang like some sort of horrible cyclops."

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I could never ever do something like that.