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 36 TV Characters You'd Hook Up With 
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Post 36 TV Characters You'd Hook Up With
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Look, heres how it breaks down:

I'd Keep: Cristina Hendricks (definitely), Loni Anderson, Daisy Duke (also definitely), Lynda Carter (iconic), Charlie's Angels, Catherine Bell, Christina Applegate and Ginger (iconic). Ok, I guess Kaley Cuoco too.

I Tolerate: Lucy Lawless (I'd prefer Renee O'Conner), Suzanne Somers (I'd prefer Joyce DeWitt)

I'd Change: Cordelia Chase -> Allison Hanigan (seriously, how could you), Heather Locklear (Melrose Place) -> Heather Locklear (TJ Hooker) and Summer Glau -> ANY of the OTHER Firefly girls

Then scrap the rest because who gives a shit about them.

Now add: The remaining feamle cast of firefly, not already used in the substitution above. Then, Alyssa Milano (Who's the Boss), Terri Hatcher (Lois & Clark), Gillian Anderson, Jeri Ryan (Voyager sucked but she was hot),Jane Seymore (Dr Quinn), Lucy Liu (Ally McBeal),Xenia Seeberg (Lexx), Janine Turner (Northern Exposure)

and some some vintage hotness I'd also add: Barbra Feldon (get smart) Diana Rigg (Avengers), Julie Numar (Batman)

NOW, you have a much more respectable list.



Now, I know my numbers came short a full 36 so maybe you'd have some to add. Who would you keep? change? get rid of?

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Post Re: 36 TV Characters You'd Hook Up With
I don't have time for a list at the moment, so I'll just comment on yours.

I couldn't agree more about switching out Charisma Carpenter with Alyson Hanigan. I mean seriously Carpenter would be like 3rd or fourth on the list behind Eliza Dushku. On Angel I would take Harmony over her as well. Not that she isn't hot, but there were way hotter on the show. It is amazing how multiple characters I hated grew to be some of my favorites when they jumped from Buffy to Angel(Cordelia, Wesley, and Harmony).

I wouldn't say anyone over Summer on Firefly. Summer would be 2nd for me only Kaylee and that depends on the episode.

I think a slightly older Alyssa Milano so I would take her from the first season of Charmed and not "Who's the Boss".

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Ginger but no MaryAnn? :shock:
How could you go back to the sixties and not include Barbara Eden?

Was there a no cartoon rule? Because, you know...Velma.

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Ginger but no MaryAnn? :shock:
How could you go back to the sixties and not include Barbara Eden?

Was there a no cartoon rule? Because, you know...Velma.


If there's a no cartoon rule, take Misty from Pokemon.

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clintmemo wrote:
How could you go back to the sixties and not include Barbara Eden?

Was there a no cartoon rule? Because, you know...Velma.


Because I'm full of derp and overlooked this necessary contribution. As for Velma, I agree but I'd put cartoon hook ups in a separate list.

I guess we could throw in Mary Ann as well :)

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I think because of my over-obsession with anime, i could make a very good list too of cartoon women to hook up with.

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Post Re: 36 TV Characters You'd Hook Up With
I don't think I have a full 36 just for myself; I wonder where they came up with such an arbitrary number.

Anyway, I'll just list top ten based on the names listed there and from some other shows I've seen:

1. Christina Hendricks (Naturally)
2. Gina Torres (It's the part where her back meets her butt. And... everything else.)
3. Salma Hayek (Her brief stint on Ugly Betty counts; even better now that she's a MILF)
4. Pauley Perrette (Abby Sciuto from NCIS; she appeals to my fetish for tall, smart goth chicks in chunky black knee-high boots)
5. Jewel Staite (Simply adorable and very talented)
6. Sarah Lancaster (Ellie Bartowski from Chuck; interesting eyes and also talented from what I've seen of her)
7. Amanda Righetti (Grace Van Pelt from The Mentalist; another hot redhead - how natural the red is? irrelevant)
8. Morena Baccarin (One of the few "glamorous" types that is actually hot as well; her voice is amazing)
9. Emily Deschanel (The titular character of Bones; again, it's all in the voice)
10. Catherine Bell (More voice, as well as her abs)

Also feel free to start a "hot cartoon chicks" thread.

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Post Re: 36 TV Characters You'd Hook Up With
anelson96 wrote:
I think because of my over-obsession with anime, i could make a very good list too of cartoon women to hook up with.

Who ever said the list was limited to women?

Mm... Duo... :drool:

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Post Re: 36 TV Characters You'd Hook Up With
I’d echo most of those already stated, and add:

  • Erica Cerra (Eureka)
  • Anna Torv (Fringe)
  • Selena Gomez (hey she turned 18 this month woohoo!)
  • Maggie Lawson (Psych)
  • Reshma Shetty (Royal Pains)
  • Jill Flint (Royal Pains)
  • Amanda Righetti (Mentalist)
  • Kristen Dalton (Dead Zone)
  • A.J. Cook (Criminal Minds)
  • Christina Hendricks (Firefly)
  • Freema Agyeman (Doctor Who)
  • Karen Gillan (Doctor Who)

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