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Concise Locket
Teller of gaming stories
Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:52 am Posts: 941 Location: Indianapolis
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 Re: What's the worst SF/Fantasy Sequel/Prequel of all time?
Azhrei Vep wrote: Sucker Punch is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It's a shit-tastic train-wreck of music videos cobbled together around an unengaging 'plot' that's supposed to work as a metaphor for the real plot which is equally unengaging, starring a bunch of half-dimensional, unlikeable semi-archetypes.
It's a clusterfuck of stupidity and obfuscation masquerading as depth. The only good things about it are the first pair of music videos. Those bad boys were exceptionally well excecuted. Unfortunately the rest of the movie is ass. Plus the whole metaphor for rape. Ugh, what a muck of stupidity.
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GordonGoblin
IT'S OVER 9000!
Joined: Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:16 am Posts: 9083 Location: Stirling, Scotland
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You people are crazy
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clintmemo
Sat through Dan's Cap Ship Lecture and didn't fall asleep... mostly
Joined: Wed Aug 13, 2008 6:38 am Posts: 11771 Location: Louisville KY
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I've never seen it and have no real desire to, but I loved 300.
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GordonGoblin
IT'S OVER 9000!
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Sucker Punch is beautiful and emotive and makes you think. I was blown away by it.
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Azhrei Vep
Hussey Fluffer
Joined: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:44 pm Posts: 18039 Location: Sitting in Judgement from the Oval Office
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GordonGoblin wrote: Sucker Punch is beautiful and emotive and makes you think. I was blown away by it. All it really made me do was rant about how bad it was, and instill a desire to inflict the titular action on its director.
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GordonGoblin
IT'S OVER 9000!
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I'm sorry it did not work for you.
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Concise Locket
Teller of gaming stories
Joined: Mon Oct 10, 2011 9:52 am Posts: 941 Location: Indianapolis
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Azhrei Vep wrote: GordonGoblin wrote: Sucker Punch is beautiful and emotive and makes you think. I was blown away by it. All it really made me do was rant about how bad it was, and instill a desire to inflict the titular action on its director. All it made me think was "Zack Snyder doesn't know a damn thing about women." All criticism about 300 and Watchmen can be pointed to Frank Miller and Alan Moore/Dave Gibbons because those films were painfully faithful to the source material.
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| Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:58 am |
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Azhrei Vep
Hussey Fluffer
Joined: Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:44 pm Posts: 18039 Location: Sitting in Judgement from the Oval Office
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Concise Locket wrote: Azhrei Vep wrote: GordonGoblin wrote: Sucker Punch is beautiful and emotive and makes you think. I was blown away by it. All it really made me do was rant about how bad it was, and instill a desire to inflict the titular action on its director. All it made me think was "Zack Snyder doesn't know a damn thing about women." All criticism about 300 and Watchmen can be pointed to Frank Miller and Alan Moore/Dave Gibbons because those films were painfully faithful to the source material. Not all of it. A huge part of why I hate 300 (and one of the things that held Watchmen back) was the way the action scenes (aka 95% of 300) were shot. The constant slowdown-to-fast-forward shots were in credibly irritating. Pick a freakin' camera speed and stick to it!A particularly egregious example of this is in Sucker Punch, in fact. Just look at the last music video with the train and the robots. I think that was about a 30-second fight scene. Stretched out over about five minutes. Urgh.
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Raygereio
I am the story stick
Joined: Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:02 am Posts: 1326 Location: Netherlands
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Concise Locket wrote: All it made me think was "Zack Snyder doesn't know a damn thing about women." Nonsense! Snyder knows a lot about women. Such as in what kind of skimpy outfit he likes to see them in. I have to hand it to Snyder though. I mean the man has gotten to the point where he can make a 2 hour long fetish movie about sad schoolgirls living out his personal rape and revenge fantasies. Good for him.
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Brandmeister
ZCE's Grandmother's Quantum Cat
Joined: Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:46 am Posts: 5783
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I've got to agree with the squirrel. The theme of 300 was super violent xenophobic pulp, and I was okay with that. But the camera speed variation and angles whipping around are a shoddy technique. It took what started as a visually lush movie and turned it into a cheese grater for your eyeballs. I would have given it an A- if not for the battle scenes.
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